i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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