porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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