Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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