It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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