i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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