I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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