True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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