He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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its like you know when i get waxed
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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