Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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