Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We left the knife in your bed.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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