people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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