idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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