My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The adults are the big ones right?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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