so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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