there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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