Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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