Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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