I wannas sexs uuuuu
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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