This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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