Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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