My brain says no but my pants say off.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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