dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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