is your mom at the bar?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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