I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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