Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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