Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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