Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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