try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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