It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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