I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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