It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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