i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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