we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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