Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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