What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
please come you make the beer taste better
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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