508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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