On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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