I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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