how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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