Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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