I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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