he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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