Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize