just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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