There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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