Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
not ubering you a puppy
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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