With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm like, not good at living.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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