So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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