We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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