So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dicks are not precious.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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