It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
