"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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