i jhust puked up my retainher.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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