Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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