ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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