Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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